Golden Potato

The couch potato garage sits in a dried up creek. Legend has it the creek dried up after a decade of drought several hundred years ago. The creek was the primary source of water for the local people. Eventually the people began to struggle without a nearby water source. In effort to solve the problem, the locals began digging holes in hopes of striking water. However the Earth had become like granite in the drought. Shovels broke and the people’s hands were torn from exhaustive effort. With strained wrists and bloody palms the people prayed for stronger hands in order to keep digging. Because the people did not pray for a monsoon, to easily strike water, or any other miracle, and instead prayed for strength they were provided their gift. The following day the locals were shocked to find a crop growing in their old garden area. It was the Golden Potato grip tool. The locals knew this was the strength tool they had prayed for. They began attaching the tool to trees to perform pullups. It is said their grip became so strong some locals would drag fallen trees with the Golden Potato.

A few weeks after the first Golden Potato harvest the locals found the Earth didn’t feel quite as hard as it did before. They continued training and soon were able to dig through the Earth with their bare hands. It wasn’t long before they struck water and ended their struggle.

It is said as long as a group of people with a desire for a stronger grip live near the dried creek, Golden Potatoes will continue to grow.

                                                                            

How to get your own set of Golden Potatoes

Email us at Couchpotatostrong@gmail.com – Tell us about yourself and what knowledge you have that benefits average people trying to be fit and healthy at home. We will then reach out to you to interview with us. After you have shared some wisdom we will send you a set of Golden Potatoes. (Shipping charges may apply outside of the United States). 

Golden Potato Records

Golden Potato Battery Hold – 35lbs – Pinch Grip, 6-inch loading pin – Demo (Click Here)
  Men’s  Open Men’s Under 231lbs Men’s Under 176lbs
       
1 Addam Chaudoin – 1:07.03   Ben Darrow – 0:40.37 (V) Jeremy Kaufmann – 0:36.60 (V)
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Golden Potato Battery Hold – 20lbs – Pinch Grip, 6-inch loading pin – Demo (Click Here)
  Women’s  Open Women’s Under 176lbs Women’s Under 139lbs
       
1     Chrish Newell – 0:47.42
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Dead Lift – Grip (Click Here) – Demo (Click Here)
  Men’s  Open Men’s Under 231lbs Men’s Under 176lbs
       
1 Mike Wilfong – 160.7lbs Frank Chaudoin – 109.0lbs  
2 Addam Chaudoin – 138.2lbs    
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Dead Lift – Grip (Click Here) – Demo (Click Here)
  Male Open (Junior 17 and under) Male Under 231lbs (Junior) Male Under 176lbs (Junior)
       
1     Sam Wilfong – 66.9lbs (V)
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Farmer’s Walk – 140ft (70ft in one direction, around a post, and, return to start, natural terrain [grass]) – Grip (Click Here) – Demo (Click Here)
  Men’s  Open Men’s Under 231lbs Men’s Under 176lbs
       
1 Mike Wilfong – 192.2lbs (23.74) (V) Ryan Polin – 192.2lbs (19.92) (V)  
2 Addam Chaudoin – 145.2lbs (22.17) (V)    
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Farmer’s Walk – 140ft (70ft in one direction, around a post, and, return to start, natural terrain [grass]) – Grip (Click Here) – Demo (Click Here)
  Women’s  Open Women’s Under 176lbs Women’s Under 139lbs
       
1   Myra King – 54.4lbs (34.71) (V) Chrish Newell – 95lbs (23.65) (V)
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Golden Potato Lift (any grip allowed as long as no part of hand touches underside of potato) – Grip (Click Here) – Demo (Click Here)
  Men’s  Open Men’s Under 231lbs Men’s Under 176lbs
       
1 Mike Wilfong – 206.4lbs (V) Imam Elahi – 74.6lbs (V) Jeremy Kaufmann – 153lbs
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Golden Potato Lift (any grip allowed as long as no part of hand touches underside of potato) – Grip (Click Here) – Demo (Click Here)
  Women’s  Open Women’s Under 176lbs Women’s Under 139lbs
       
1   Fontaine Kaufmann – 46.8lbs (V) Nicole Kelley – 60.2lbs (V)
2     Chris Newell – 56.8lbs (V)
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Hercules Hold – 210lbs (105lbs each pillar) – Grip (Click Here) – Demo (Click Here)
  Men’s  Open Men’s Under 231lbs Men’s Under 176lbs
       
1 Addam Chaudoin – 1:10.56 Ryan Polin – 0:32.27 (V) Jeremy Kaufmann – 0:20.15
2 Mike Wilfong – 0:44.78 (V) Frank Chaudoin – 27.88  
3   Ben Darrow – 0:22.72 (V)  
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Hercules Hold – 210lbs (105lbs each pillar) – Grip (Click Here) – Demo (Click Here)
  Women’s  Open Women’s Under 176lbs Women’s Under 139lbs
       
1     Chrish Newell – 0:12.72 (V)
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Hercules Hold – 210lbs (105lbs each pillar) – Grip (Click Here)
  Male Open (Junior’s 17 and under) Male Under 231lbs (Junior) Male Under 176lbs (Junior)
       
1 Evan King – 0:17.99    
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Pinch Lift – Demo (Click Here)
  Men’s  Open Men’s Under 231lbs Men’s Under 176lbs
       
1 Mike Wilfong – 131.8lbs (V) Frank Chaudoin – 93.0lbs (V) Taylor Overmiller 64.4lbs
2 Addam Chaudoin – 112.6lbs (V) Jake Kane – 91.6lbs  
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Pinch Lift – Demo (Click Here)
  Women’s  Open Women’s Under 176lbs Women’s Under 139lbs
       
1   Fontaine Kaufmann – 41.8lbs Nicole Kelley – 60.2lbs (V)
2     Chrish Newell – 56.8lbs (V)
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Pinch Lift – Demo (Click Here)
  Male Open (Junior’s 17 and under) Male Under 231lbs (Junior) Male Under 176lbs (Junior)
       
1 Evan King – 93.6lbs    
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Pull-up Reps – Grip (Click Here) – Demo (Click Here)
  Male Female
     
1 Ryan Polin – 12 Chrish Newell – 9 (V)
2 Jeremy Kaufmann – 10  
3 Christopher Daigle – 5 (V)  
4 Pablo Sosa – 3 (V)  
5 Taylor Overmiller – 2 (V)  
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Pull-up Weight – Grip (Click Here) – Demo (Click Here
     
  Male Female
     
1 Ryan Polin – 254.2lbs Chrish Newell – 158.2lbs (V)
2 Gerysand Cabanilla – 210lbs (V)  
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Women’s Short Side Pull Up Reps – Grip (Click Here)
   
1 Chrish Newell – 3 (V)
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Pink Potato Records (Can only be contested in October at the Couch Potato Garage)

Pink Pinch Lift – Demo (Click Here)
  Men’s  Open Men’s Under 231lbs Men’s Under 176lbs
       
1 Mike Wilfong – 122.6lbs Frank Chaudoin – 120.1lbs  
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Pink Potato Lift (any grip allowed as long as no part of hand touches underside of potato) – Grip (Click Here) – Demo (Click Here)
  Men’s  Open Men’s Under 231lbs Men’s Under 176lbs
       
1 Mike Wilfong – 164.9lbs    
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Pink Pull-up Reps – Grip (Click Here) – Demo (Click Here)
  Male Female
     
1 Jeremy Kaufmann – 6  
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